This from CNN today: The Senate voted 92-0 Monday for a resolution "condemning the abuse of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison [and] urging a full and complete investigation."

This from Monty Python's Life Of Brian: We, the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.

One could be forgiven for not realising which is fact and which satire.