batshit crazy awards

And the batshit crazy awards for today go to:

• Telstra, who are going to sue the government over broadband rollout contracts. Should that fail, they plan to "tell Mum".
• Manchester United, who have signed a 9 year-old from Brisbane. While that might sound pretty silly, sillier is the fact that they sign about 40 players of that age every year. An honorable mention goes to the family of the kid, who are moving (back) to England in order to be closer to the club. Just to recap, the kid is 9 frikkin years old.