Tuesday, 14 February 2006

Fat Lip

A bevy of lovely girls showed up to basketball training last night, most of whom hadn't been before. By way of introduction to one of them, I lip-butted her in the forehead. I quickly checked that she was OK, and she inquired to the same effect, and I lied and said I was fine. Today, my lip is swollen up like a marble. I'm pretty happy with the technique, and intend to repeat it for my upper lip at the next training session.


Afe said...

Try lip-butting on the lips next time. That's a nice way to meet people.

Anonymous said...

Lip-butting on the arse is also an excellent trick, though largely for the workplace.